{"product_id":"this-hand-is-cursed-mahjong-tee","title":"This Hand Is Cursed Mahjong Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou knew it the second you looked at your rack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing goes together. The Charleston didn't help. And every tile you pick somehow makes it worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis Hand Is Cursed\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those games when skill has clearly left the building and something more sinister is at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBad tiles follow you everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt least your shirt is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh quality, soft, breathable jersey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in curated Dead Hand Club colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e True to size with a modern unisex fit. Stick with your usual size, or size up one if you like your tees a little roomier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917993955541,"sku":"69812097895434298832","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917993988309,"sku":"13360358600032905773","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994021077,"sku":"21737961491486495373","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994053845,"sku":"20150732188109376101","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994086613,"sku":"18697085900818628645","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994119381,"sku":"18775999534269929222","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994152149,"sku":"15897432345062516125","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":54917994184917,"sku":"23344621003298137788","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/9031\/4453\/files\/20260911022105-1f1ad877-157e-6524-85a9-c296e5891ac4.png?v=1792450473","url":"https:\/\/deadhandclub.com\/products\/this-hand-is-cursed-mahjong-tee","provider":"Dead Hand Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}